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Dead Parrot Store, No. 46 :iconmontyeggman:MontyEggman 1 5
Dead Parrot Store, No. 45 :iconmontyeggman:MontyEggman 1 9 Dead Parrot Store, No. 44 :iconmontyeggman:MontyEggman 1 8 Dead Parrot Store, No. 43 :iconmontyeggman:MontyEggman 2 12 Arle Birthday Picture :iconmontyeggman:MontyEggman 9 6 Jaden Yuki Wallpaper :iconmontyeggman:MontyEggman 5 2 Yusei Fudo Wallpaper :iconmontyeggman:MontyEggman 0 2 Yami Yugi Wallpaper :iconmontyeggman:MontyEggman 3 2
Literature
Vahrama's Story: Part 2
Back at the beach, Shoshoni and Vahrama were walking towards an outdoor stage to hear their sister Baiame perform with her band. Hitioe wasn't with them since their mother came to pick her up, not wanting her to listen to Baiame's music. As they walked, several of the boys nearby continued to stare and make various remarks at Vahrama.
"I don't know about you guys, but I want to go...rock-out someplace else with her." said one guy, much to the delight of his buddies.
"If you don't shut up," said the black-haired girl, "the only 'rock-out' you'll get is a rock to your stupid face!" The smirk soon disappeared from the boy's face.
As Vahrama turned her attention away from them, Shoshoni asked, "You know, not to sound offensive or anything, but wouldn't they stop staring at you if you wore a less...uh, revealing bathing suit?"
"That isn't the problem, sis." she answered back. "The truth is, I really don't mind if they stare at me."
"It's just their horny comments, right?"
"Yep. You hit that
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Literature
All Work and No Play
All Work and No Play (Parody of Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm)
Original song by Crash Test Dummies. New lyrics by Fred "Monty Eggman" Ebert
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Once there were these guys who
Made a living driving 'round and towin' people's vehicles,
But when the debtors got there,
They would...scream, yell and fight and throw tantrums...
He's said that they were madder than a
Billy goat with a blowtorch...
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm...
Once there was this girl who
Strolled around to look for guys that park like total morons,
And when she'd write the ticket,
They would...flip out and whine and drop F-bombs...
She couldn't quite explain it,
It doesn't do 'em much good...
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm...
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm...
If you think that your job's so bad...
There's always one that's worse than that...
'Cause then there is this guy whose
Job it is to walk around and hand out legal papers,
But when he'd finally serve t
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Literature
Vahrama's Story: Part 1
It was another beautiful day on Molokai Island in the state of Hawaii. Six days ago, Tiare Ho'omalu, one of eight daughters in the family of Lana'kea and Eric Ho'omalu, had met a young boy named Molo, whose family had moved to Hawaii from North Bay, Ontario in Canada. Since they met, the two had been hanging out and going everywhere. Tiare was even able to convince Molo to learn how to hula dance like her.
The red-haired Hawaiian girl had already gotten up; she wanted to show something to Molo. "Heehee! I hope Molo likes what I got for him!" said Tiare. "After all, I DID pay quite a bit for it!"
"Payed for what?" asked a voice. It was Tiare's older sister, Vahrama Ho'omalu. She had not yet put on her usual outfit and was still wearing her black bathrobe that she wore to bed.
"Oh, hi Vah!" greeted Tiare. "Here, lemme show you what I got for Molo!" The red-haired girl then pulled out a box from underneath her bed and opened it. Inside, there a large, dark-green cloth with lots of dark-bl
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Fanservice Meme with Tiare :iconmontyeggman:MontyEggman 2 7
Yami Marik 'Melvin' Wallpaper :iconmontyeggman:MontyEggman 2 11 Sharbet Wallpaper: :iconmontyeggman:MontyEggman 5 4 Windy Wallpaper :iconmontyeggman:MontyEggman 6 10 H Hog Wallpaper :iconmontyeggman:MontyEggman 2 9

Favourites

+:CAPTION: 01:+ 4 of 8 Evee Evolution Sisters :iconjen-c:Jen-C 101 22 The number eight can also be... :iconresotii:resotii 24 9 Doodoo-headed ninnies :iconresotii:resotii 21 8 Restaurante Macoatl No 140 :iconflintofmother3:FlintofMother3 14 16 Cutie Punny :iconteckworks:teckworks 48 14 Lip doodle :iconspeedyhimura:SpeedyHimura 96 18 Ham-ham Kingdom at the Beach 2006 :iconharu-megumi:Haru-Megumi 17 21 The Fastest DJ: MC Sonic :icongagaman:GagaMan 224 31 Sonic CD - Getting Hot Feet :iconeuan-the-echidhog:EUAN-THE-ECHIDHOG 220 68 May :icontodorlich:Todorlich 462 61 Ing Xing :iconliquidphazon:LiquidPhazon 19 6 F16 - Blair Necessities :iconjbwarner86:jbwarner86 67 17 .The Heat. :iconshineymagic:Shineymagic 427 37

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  • Listening to: Nothing!
  • Reading: Nothing!
  • Watching: The monitor!
  • Playing: Sonic Unleashed!
  • Eating: Nothing!
  • Drinking: Cherry Coke!
I recently had a bit of a scare last Friday, when the computer got a strange message, asking me to download something around the lines of, "Win 7 Antivirus".

Turns out that it's a complete hoax. This Win 7 thing is a virus itself, and it's trying to con you into thinking you have massive computer problems so that you'll unwittingly download it.

Fortunately, I was immediately suspicious about it, and with some help from my dad, the virus was purged on that same day.

So yes, everything's working. Don't worry.

As for what you can do, if you should suddenly get a message telling you to download a program called, "Win 7 Antivirus 2012", DON'T FALL FOR IT.

Instead, look for a program called, "Microsoft Security Essentials", and use it to get rid of this annoyance as quickly as possible. If you don't have any problems...still get it. Couldn't hurt to be safe, since it works so well.

Either way, I'll provide a link to it right here: www.winportal.com/microsoft-se…

- Fred "Monty Eggman" Ebert

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MontyEggman
Frederick Richard Ebert
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United States
Current Residence: Womelsdorf, Pennsylvania
Favourite genre of music: Anything that sounds good is fine by me.
Favourite photographer: This guy --> wildplaces.deviantart.com/
Favourite style of art: Cartoon
Operating System: Currently Windows XP (laptop) and Windows 7 (home computer).
MP3 player of choice: Apparently, mine's a "Centon" MP3 Player.
Shell of choice: Koopa Shells
Wallpaper of choice: Anything goes
Skin of choice: My skin. *bricked*
Favourite cartoon character: I have so many, I don't have the time to list 'em all.
Personal Quote: EyE R NutZ
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kirby983 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
For everyone who don't know, Monty is a really good friend of mine, I used to enjoy reading his comics on Drunkduck since 2007 and 2008, my favorite comic was Panel de pun, it was a very funny story and I really enjoyed my time reading through all of his pages, sadly his story haven't been back for a long time and I am not even sure when will there be more pages for the Panel de pun story.

I am a fan of this Japanese Nintendo game called Panel de pon and Monty was sharing some of his own Panel de pon sprites with me and that was very nice of him. :D

Thank you very much Monty and I hope to hear from you again sometime on DA.  
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NotMolo Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012
Monty?! o_O
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ShockeyChu179 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol, Why did i not rewatch you buddy?
I be back at DeviantArt again.
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NotMolo Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012
Happy Birthday!
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NotMolo Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012
Happy 2012, Monty! I hope you are well!
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MontyEggman Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2012
I am, despite not being on for several days.
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NotMolo Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2012
Was there any problems?
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MontyEggman Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2012
Yeah, though the program we installed has been keeping it in check.
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ConnallRobotnik8 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2011  Student General Artist
Wowsers! Monty Eggman! :excited:
Do you still make hoaxes?
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MontyEggman Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2011
Not really anymore. I just make comics, draw stuff, and write stories mostly.

Sorry if that disappoints you, but I hope you like what I have on here.
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